Comedy Central HD Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

Sometimes in life we are metaphorically gaffer taped to a chair and the only way to move on is to ASK FOR HELP. Bobby Mair wants you to know that when things are tough, you are not alone. (S1, E04)

The Howards are in Japan for Ninette's 60th Birthday and Russell has set her a challenge: come up with a birthday bucket list, including all the incredible things she would love to do... (S4, E06)

No-one writes sharper jokes and no-one delivers them better than Jimmy. He commands his audience with twisted little aphorisms, with no-one escaping his biting wit and take-no-prisoners approach.

Karl contemplates the beginnings of the Universe, evolution, recycling, and toilets abroad. (S3, E09)

Ricky, Stephen, and Karl discuss the laws of society and civil rights. (S3, E10)

The One With Ross's Denial: Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross asks Rachel to move in with him. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements. (S6, E03)

The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance: Joey develops a hernia just as his health insurance expires. Meanwhile, Ross starts to use an "interesting" English accent in his new lectures. (S6, E04)

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Comedian Darren Harriott narrates a fresh new batch of the funniest clips out there. We'll show you dogs playing sport, and America competes with the rest of the world to see who is more ridiculous.

Comedian Darren Harriott narrates a fresh new batch of the funniest clips out there. We'll show you not to ride a skateboard, plus we'll count down the top 5 most brainless people on the internet.

Sara Pascoe, alongside Alan Davies & Darren Harriott, welcome Jason Manford, The One Show's Angela Scanlon, Radio 1's Dev Griffin, and Suzi Ruffell into their loft to play guessing games. (S1, E04)

The guys undermine each other in a focus group, spread much confusion while teaming up at a bagel shop, and pass ridiculous notes to strangers at the park. (S9, E12)

The guys take name calling to new heights as receptionists and try to get donations for bogus charities at a pizza shop. (S9, E13)

Bubble, Bubble, Toil And Trouble: Jill mentions the need for another sink in the bathroom, and Tim promises to add one plus a whirlpool, and anything else Jill wants. (S1, E09)

Reach Out And Teach Someone: Tim starts his dream hot rod project; he has only a frame to a 1934 Ford Roadster to begin with, but it's a start. (S1, E10)

Eve's Boyfriend: Eve has a new boyfriend but refuses to talk about him. After Vanessa pressures her for some good ol' girl talk, Eve concedes and opens up, much to Vanessa's joy. (S3, E17)

Hard-Ass Teacher: Eve has decided she wants to go to college at West Point. In order to do so she needs to get straight As, which might be a problem... (S3, E19)

The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24)

The One After Ross Says Rachel: Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01)

The One With All The Kissing: Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02)

The One With The Triplets: Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03)

The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS: Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive.

The One With The Kips: Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E05)

The One With The Yeti: Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink. Ross confronts Emily and refuses to stop hanging out with Rachel. (S5, E06)

The One Where Ross Moves In: After getting kicked out of his apartment, Ross temporarily moves in with Chandler and Joey, driving all three of them crazy. (S5, E07)

The One With The Cop: After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16)

The One With Monica's Boots: Phoebe finds out that Sting's son is in Ben's class, so she goes to see Sting's wife (real wife Trudie Styler) pretending to be Ben's mother. (S8, E10)

The One With The Breast Milk: The guys are uncomfortable with the thought of Carol's breast feeding, while Rachel is upset by Monica's growing friendship with Julie. (S2, E02)

The One With Joey's Bag: Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13)

The One With The Ring: Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring, and then loses it. Rachel tries to get Paul (Bruce Willis) to reveal his emotions, but now he can't stop blubbering. (S6, E23)

The One Where They All Turn Thirty: Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th celebrations. (S7, E14)

The One With Rachel's Crush: Chandler has a hard time handling Kathy's new role in a play, in which she pretends to have sex with a handsome man, whilst Rachel is attracted to a customer. (S4, E13)

The One With The Apothecary Table: Janine (Elle Macpherson) forces Joey to choose between her and his friends. Rachel buys an apothecary table from a store that Phoebe hates. (S6, E11)

Lee's manic energy, uncanny observations, hilarious delivery and side-splitting material have made him a must-see for comedy fans worldwide and Monsters sees Lee back doing what he does best!

No-one writes sharper jokes and no-one delivers them better than Jimmy. He commands his audience with twisted little aphorisms, with no-one escaping his biting wit and take-no-prisoners approach.

Jon gives his take on the world's wildest TV, with Alan Carr and regular guest Judi Love. Featuring the world of TV talent shows, Alan's television obsessions, German telly, and more. (S1, E03)