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Rhod Gilbert is joined by guests Amy Gledhill, Emmanuel Sonubi and Michelle Visage to roll back the clock. What will they learn about each other - and who will be the most embarrassed? (S5, E11)

Karl interprets the meaning of wartime sayings and imagines a scenario in which he is the wife of a GI. (S3, E11)

Ricky, Stephen, and Karl ponder the problem of overzealous sports fans; Karl shares his saliva-volume test. (S3, E12)

Sexual Healing: Kyle and Butters find themselves in the midst of America's most famous whilst in treatment for sex addiction. Cartman and Stan are glued to the violent new Tiger Woods game. (S14, E01)

The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs: Butters gets the blame, and then the glory, after the boys write a book intended to be horribly rude but which is hailed as genius. Murder is the answer! (S14, E02)

The One With Chandler's Work Laugh: When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12)

The One With Joey's Bag: Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13)

The One Where Everybody Finds Out: Ross rents an apartment with a window facing Monica and Rachel's place. While checking out the apartment, Phoebe sees Monica and Chandler having sex. (S5, E14)

The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey: Joey's girlfriend likes to punch him and Ross alienates his new neighbours when he refuses to contribute to the retirement donation for the janitor. (S5, E15)

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The One With All The Thanksgivings: It's Thanksgiving, and the gang reminisce about previous Thanksgiving experiences - most of them involving major mishaps! (S5, E08)

The One With Ross's Sandwich: Ross gets unusually upset when someone at work takes his sandwich from the refrigerator and eats it. (S5, E09)

The One With The Inappropriate Sister: A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives, whilst Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister. (S5, E10)

The One With All The Resolutions: The friends all make New Year's resolutions, but Rachel's resolution to stop gossiping is becoming the hardest to keep. (S5, E11)

The One With Chandler's Work Laugh: When Ross discovers that Emily is getting remarried, he hits a new low by sleeping with one of Chandler's old flames...Janice! (S5, E12)

The One With Joey's Bag: Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13)

The One Where Everybody Finds Out: Ross rents an apartment with a window facing Monica and Rachel's place. While checking out the apartment, Phoebe sees Monica and Chandler having sex. (S5, E14)

The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey: Joey's girlfriend likes to punch him and Ross alienates his new neighbours when he refuses to contribute to the retirement donation for the janitor. (S5, E15)

The One With The Cop: After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16)

The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss: Rachel accidentally kisses the man interviewing her for a job. Meanwhile, Joey becomes obsessed with a woman living in Ross's apartment building. (S5, E17)

The One Where Rachel Smokes: Rachel starts smoking when she realises that her boss and co-workers are all smokers and she's missing out on the benefits that come with their excursions. (S5, E18)

The One Where Ross Can't Flirt: Ross tries to flirt with the pizza delivery girl, with cringe worthy results. Meanwhile, Rachel loses a pair of earrings that Monica had lent to Phoebe. (S5, E19)

The One With The Ride-Along: While the guys are out on a ride along with Gary, a car backfires (sounding like a gun shot), and Ross feels like he had a 'near death experience'. (S5, E20)

The One With The Ball: Gary asks Phoebe to move in with him and Monica and Chandler join Ross and Joey in a game of catch that lasts for hours. (S5, E21)

The One With Joey's Big Break: Joey and Chandler take a road trip to Las Vegas, where Joey has landed the lead role in a movie. Phoebe is angry at Ross, but doesn't know why... (S5, E22)

The One In Vegas (1): The gang decide to go out to Las Vegas to surprise Joey and to celebrate Monica and Chandler's one-year anniversary. However, drama soon unfolds. (S5, E23)

The One With All The Poker: Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. (S1, E18)

The One Where Eddie Moves In: Joey considers moving back in with Chandler, but Chandler has a new roommate. A record producer wants to make a music video for Phoebe's song, "Smelly Cat". (S2, E17)

The One With The Football: The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving, but temperatures run wild as sibling rivalry between Ross and Monica dominates proceedings. (S3, E09)

The One On The Last Night: The gang prepare for big changes in their living arrangements. Monica and Rachel reminisce about their time living together and it's not all good memories! (S6, E06)

The One Where Emma Cries: When Joey attempts to gain Ross' forgiveness for mistakenly asking Rachel to marry him, they end up in the emergency room. (S9, E02)

The One Where No One's Ready: In a race against the clock, Ross tries to get the gang dressed and ready for a black-tie benefit at the museum. (S3, E02)

The One With The Halloween Party: At Monica and Chandler's Halloween party Phoebe runs into her sister's fiance, Eric (guest-star Sean Penn), and finds herself attracted to him. (S8, E06)

The One With The Embryos: Phoebe undergoes an embryo transplant and becomes pregnant. Meanwhile, a simple challenge escalates into a full blown contest between the guys and the girls. (S4, E12)

The One With Chandler In A Box: On Thanksgiving, Joey punishes Chandler for kissing Kathy and Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor who turns out to be Richard's son. (S4, E08)

The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break (1): Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman. First of a two-part episode. (S3, E15)

Rhod Gilbert is joined by guests Kerry Godliman, Remel London and Pravanya Pillay to roll back the clock. What will they learn about each other - and who will be the most embarrassed? (S5, E12)

The Aussie Jokers take over a suburban supermarket causing chaos at the checkout. They also try to master the art of small talk at a speed dating event. (S1, E02)

Gracing us with his comedic brilliance again, Lee Evans jokes about the size of bugs in Australia, does a visual interpretation of Bohemian Rhapsody, and we meet everyone's favourite dim-wit; Malcolm!