Comedy Central HD Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

Podcasters Marvin Abbey & Tolly T tell the story of "Big Mummy" Funmilayo Ransome-Kuti. Zeze Millz explores the history of Callie House, an activist who advocated for reparations in the US. (S2, E03)

Darren Harriott shares tales of moving from Birmingham to London, peculiar roommates, and marketing struggles when forming his very own gang as a teenager.

Amidst the streaming wars, the drought in South Park has significantly worsened. In court, Eric Cartman sues his mother, forcing Stan, Tolkien, Butters and Kyle to testify.

World War Zimmerman: Cartman is having recurring nightmares that depict him as Brad Pitt in World War Z, but it's not zombies he's fighting, and Token is 'patient zero'! Hell breaks loose! (S17, E03)

Goth Kids 3 - Dawn of the Posers: The Goth kids smell something fishy when their brethren return from Troubled Acres acting all 'emo' - the truth of the matter might just shock them! (S17, E04)

Taming Strange: When baby Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. Yo abba Gabba style, will help! Or will Ike's bad boy ways spread? (S17, E05)

Black Friday (1): With the biggest shopping day of the year fast approaching, Wizard Cartman deems it necessary, in a Game of Thrones fashion, to form alliances - the Xbox One shall be his! (S17, E07)

...Unemployed. The Aussie Jokers ask unsuspecting dental patients to open and say Arrrghh!!! The boys are dental assistants and their behaviour is highly unprofessional. (S1, E07)

Sara Pascoe, alongside team captains Alan Davies & Darren Harriott, welcome Alex Brooker, Jason Manford, Rachel Parris, and Kiri Pritchard-Mclean into the loft to play guessing games. (S2, E04)

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Comedian Darren Harriott narrates a fresh new batch of the funniest clips out there. This week, we show you not to cook an egg, and we pit man against beast to see which is more ridiculous. (S5, E17)

Comedian Darren Harriott narrates a fresh new batch of the funniest clips out there.

The One With The Free Porn: The guys realise their TV is picking up a porno station for free, and Phoebe discovers she's carrying triplets. (S4, E17)

The One With All The Wedding Dresses: Monica has an aspirational phase of wearing Emily's wedding dress. Meanwhile, Chandler forces Joey to get treatment for his snoring at a sleep clinic. (S4, E20)

The One With The Invitation: The friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going. Ross and Rachel reminisce separately about when they dated each other. (S4, E21)

The One With The Worst Best Man Ever: After Joey almost loses Ross' wedding ring, Ross asks both Joey and Chandler to be his best man. Meanwhile, the girls host a baby shower for Phoebe. (S4, E22)

The One With Ross's Wedding (1): Most of the gang are in London for Ross' wedding. After talking with Phoebe, Rachel realizes she still loves Ross, resulting in a spontaneous decision... (S4, E23)

The One With Ross's Wedding (2): Phoebe tries to warn the gang that Rachel is coming to London to declare her love to Ross. Meanwhile, Ross and Emily's parents are quarrelling over money. (S4, E24)

The One After Ross Says Rachel: Ross and Emily get married, but Emily cannot forgive him for calling her Rachel at the altar. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica continue their secret romance. (S5, E01)

The One With All The Kissing: Chandler kisses both Rachel and Phoebe in order to cover up a kiss he gave to Monica. Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings and Phoebe goes into labour. (S5, E02)

The One With The Triplets: Phoebe goes into labour and is stuck with a doctor who is obsessed with the show "Happy Days". Meanwhile, Joey experiences his own pain from kidney stones. (S5, E03)

The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS: Phoebe's hatred for PBS arises after Joey helps out with a pledge drive.

The One With The Kips: Chandler and Monica plan a trip to Atlantic City for some private time but end up fighting the entire time. Later, Joey finds out about the newly formed couple. (S5, E05)

The One With The Yeti: Phoebe is surprised to discover that she enjoys wearing mink. Ross confronts Emily and refuses to stop hanging out with Rachel. (S5, E06)

The One Where Ross Moves In: After getting kicked out of his apartment, Ross temporarily moves in with Chandler and Joey, driving all three of them crazy. (S5, E07)

In order to inherit his fed up father's hotel empire, an immature and lazy man (Adam Sandler) must repeat grades 1-12 all over again. Bradley Whitford co-stars, Steve Buscemi cameos. (1995)

The One With The Cop: After Phoebe finds a police badge, she uses it to do good deeds. That is until she meets the policeman who lost it. (S5, E16)

The One With Monica's Boots: Phoebe finds out that Sting's son is in Ben's class, so she goes to see Sting's wife (real wife Trudie Styler) pretending to be Ben's mother. (S8, E10)

The One With The Breast Milk: The guys are uncomfortable with the thought of Carol's breast feeding, while Rachel is upset by Monica's growing friendship with Julie. (S2, E02)

The One With Joey's Bag: Phoebe meets her infamous father at her grandmother's funeral. Meanwhile, Chandler discovers that Monica gives terrible massages. (S5, E13)

The One With The Ring: Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring, and then loses it. Rachel tries to get Paul (Bruce Willis) to reveal his emotions, but now he can't stop blubbering. (S6, E23)

The One Where They All Turn Thirty: Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th celebrations. (S7, E14)

The One With Rachel's Crush: Chandler has a hard time handling Kathy's new role in a play, in which she pretends to have sex with a handsome man, whilst Rachel is attracted to a customer. (S4, E13)

The One With The Apothecary Table: Janine (Elle Macpherson) forces Joey to choose between her and his friends. Rachel buys an apothecary table from a store that Phoebe hates. (S6, E11)

Raised by his overprotective mother (Kathy Bates), waterboy Bobby Boucher Jr. (Adam Sandler) discovers he has a unique tackling ability and becomes a member of his college football team. (1998)

Lee's manic energy, uncanny observations, hilarious delivery and side-splitting material have made him a must-see for comedy fans worldwide and Monsters sees Lee back doing what he does best!

Jon gives his take on the world's wildest TV, with Jessica Knappett and regular guest Judi Love. Featuring Health and Safety on television, Jessica's TV obsessions, Nigerian telly, and more. (S1, E04)