Comedy Central HD Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

Tonight Rhod is joined by Sally Phillips, Richard Ayoade, and Roisin Conaty as they travel back in time to their teenage years. Discover school nicknames, crushed testicles, and more! (S1, E05)

Co-host of hit podcast The Guilty Feminist, Jessica Fostekew's epic comedy-horror-story is the perfect antidote to finding yourself all at sea.

Comedian Darren Harriott narrates a fresh new batch of the funniest clips out there. This time, expect disastrous dives, stupid surfers, and our guide to pranking your friends. (S5, E13)

Dulcé Sloan covers the news. Actor Orlando Bloom, discusses his series 'Orlando Bloom: To the Edge', where he pushed himself to the limits trying to master wingsuiting, free diving, and rock climbing.

The One With Joey's New Brain: Joey learns that his character in his daytime drama is about to gain prominence at the expense of the show's diva star (Susan Sarandon). (S7, E15)

The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress: Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Meanwhile, Joey and Ross fight over the same girl and go to drastic measures to win. (S7, E17)

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Comedian Darren Harriott narrates a fresh new batch of the funniest clips out there. We'll show you not to ride a skateboard, plus we'll count down the top 5 most brainless people on the internet.

Narrated by Radio 1 DJ Greg James, Most Ridiculous seeks out the stupidest and most insane videos to ever be found online. This episode focuses on sporting disasters. (S1, E01)

The guys work as bus boys at Katz's Delicatessen, then get strangers to agree with an unpopular opinion at the park. The punishment involves posing as a scientist named Dr. Dexter Scott. (S12, E13)

The guys try to convince customers at a restaurant to pay unfair fees, and then team up to give presentations on team building. (S12, E15)

The One With Two Parts (2): When Rachel sprains her ankle and has no insurance, she cajoles Monica into trading identities so she can use her coverage. Naughty! George Clooney guests. (S1, E17)

The One Where The Stripper Cries: Rachel and Monica hire a male stripper (Danny DeVito) for Phoebe's bachelorette party, but when he gets there, Phoebe insults him and he starts to cry. (S10, E11)

Sinkhole: When Mike and Boyd narrowly miss a sinkhole on the interstate, Boyd becomes petrified of leaving the house. Matters soon get more complicated... (S4, E04)

School Merger: Mike and Chuck debate the merits of a local ballot measure merging their upscale neighborhood high school with one in the inner city. (S4, E05)

Big Shots: Mike finds himself in the middle between Kristin and Ryan when it's discovered that Boyd was never vaccinated for chicken pox. Mandy refuses to believe that Kyle let Eve beat him. (S4, E07)

Risky Behaviour: After Kyle is in a minor motorcycle accident, Mandy is worried for his safety, but Ed is more concerned about the company's health insurance rates rising. (S4, E08)

The One That Could Have Been (2): In the friends' continuing speculative fantasy, Ross initiates a threesome with his wife and her female friend but it doesn't go the way he wanted. (S6, E16)

The One With Unagi: Chandler and Monica agree to give each other homemade presents for their six-month anniversary and Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. (S6, E17)

The One Where Ross Dates a Student: When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble by dating a student. (S6, E18)

The One With Joey's Fridge: Ross tries to contain his paranoia when his student girlfriend goes on spring break with her wild friends. (S6, E19)

The One With Mac And C.H.E.E.S.E: Joey auditions for a major television role, but Chandler almost ruins everything by forgetting to write down a telephone message. (S6, E20)

The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad: Ross fails to impress his girlfriend's father (guest-star Bruce Willis). Joey gets off on the wrong foot with the operator of his robotic co-star. (S6, E21)

The One Where Paul's The Man: While Ross and Elizabeth are on a romantic weekend getaway at her family's cabin, Elizabeth's father (guest-star Bruce Willis) and Rachel show up unexpectedly. (S6, E22)

The One With The Ring: Chandler finds the perfect engagement ring, and then loses it. Rachel tries to get Paul (Bruce Willis) to reveal his emotions, but now he can't stop blubbering. (S6, E23)

The One With The Proposal (1): Chandler's romantic marriage proposal is ruined when Monica's former boyfriend (Tom Selleck) returns. Joey accidentally buys a boat at a silent auction. (S6, E24)

The One With The Proposal (2): Chandler fools Monica into believing he hates the idea of marriage, but his plan backfires as she seeks consolation with Richard (Tom Selleck). (S6, E25)

The One With Monica's Thunder: Monica excitedly reveals the good news of her engagement to everyone, but Rachel and Ross upstage her by reuniting. (S7, E01)

The One With Rachel's Book: Joey finds out that Rachel is reading a steamy romance novel and Monica discovers that her parents have spent the money for her wedding on a beach house. (S7, E02)

The One With Phoebe's Cookies: Monica becomes obsessed with obtaining Phoebe's secret cookie recipe. Meanwhile, whilst trying to bond, Chandler accidentally gives Monica's dad a lap dance. (S7, E03)

The One With Rachel's Assistant: Rachel wants to hire a cute, young male assistant over a more qualified woman. Meanwhile, Joey's show gets cancelled. (S7, E04)

The One With The Engagement Picture: Joey teaches Chandler how to smile for an engagement picture with Monica. Phoebe and Ross each date the members of a couple preparing for divorce. (S7, E05)

The One With The Nap Partners: Joey and Ross accidentally take a nap together and much to their dismay, find that they like it. Phoebe and Rachel compete to be Monica's maid of honour. (S7, E06)

Stand-up legend Lee Evans is in cracking form for this sold out gig at the O2 arena where he describes his late-night supermarket trips and explains the way he treats his daughter's boyfriends!

He of the smart demeanour and dress sense returns once again with observational, and rude as ever, jokes. Covering such topics as; the Scottish, being Catholic, sex, and old people!