GOLD HD Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

Holy: Anarchic sitcom from those two 'orrible blokes. Christmas festivities take an unexpected turn when Spudgun and Hedgehog turn up for dinner and Richie finds a baby on the step. S1 Ep2

Kung You: Shirley starts self-defence classes at the shop after Beverley is mugged. S2 Ep11

Fit: Supernatural sitcom. Marley's attempts to befriend her neighbours are disrupted by her wayward niece. Adam, Michael and the Vicar have a night out. S2 Ep2

The Prodigal: Michael offers his father some financial advice, but goes too far in making the business more efficient. S3 Ep11

Auntie Susu: Aunty Susu makes a surprise visit from Jamaica, but she brings an even greater shock with her. S2 Ep12

And Now the Screaming Starts: Leftfield sitcom about modern family life with the unfortunately named Bill and Ben. Ben has disappeared, and Rona has returned from the hospital. S6 Ep7

Daydreams: Shirley and Desmond have different ideas when it comes to moving house. S3 Ep9

Too Young: Desmond's doctor tells him he needs to exercise, and when Bert easily beats him to the bus stop, he decides to do something about it. S3 Ep12

More twitching of net curtains in the suburban sitcom. Hyacinth arranges one of her candlelight suppers and plans to impress Emmet with her singing. S2 Ep3

christine: Victoria Wood, Celia Imrie and company in the canteen sitcom that's funny, sad, witty, clever and even a bit rude. Anita's replacement is hated by all but Dolly. S2 Ep8

Shedding the Load: The classic department store comedy. Mr Grace is forced to cut jobs. But who's for the chop? S6 Ep4

A Nice Cosy Little Disease: A visit to the Yorkshire cornershop with the vicious till - classic comedy as English as afternoon tea. Arkwright fakes an ailment to get to Nurse Gladys. S1 Ep3

Brushes at Dawn: Gobsmacked at finding he has an upstart rival for the hand of Nora Batty, Compo decides to take the only action a gentleman can in such circumstances. Vintage comedy. S18 Ep10

The Love Mobile: Comic misadventures with the young-at-heart senior citizens of Yorkshire. Smiler can't believe his luck when he finds the woman of his dreams parked on a remote road. S19 Ep1

More twitching of net curtains in the suburban sitcom. Hyacinth arranges one of her candlelight suppers and plans to impress Emmet with her singing. S2 Ep3

christine: Victoria Wood, Celia Imrie and company in the canteen sitcom that's funny, sad, witty, clever and even a bit rude. Anita's replacement is hated by all but Dolly. S2 Ep8

A Nice Cosy Little Disease: A visit to the Yorkshire cornershop with the vicious till - classic comedy as English as afternoon tea. Arkwright fakes an ailment to get to Nurse Gladys. S1 Ep3

Is There Honey Still for Tea?: Evergreen sitcom. Private Godfrey's cottage is to be demolished to make room for the new airstrip. Captain Mainwaring has problems of his own. S9 Ep3

Shedding the Load: The classic department store comedy. Mr Grace is forced to cut jobs. But who's for the chop? S6 Ep4

christine: Victoria Wood, Celia Imrie and company in the canteen sitcom that's funny, sad, witty, clever and even a bit rude. Anita's replacement is hated by all but Dolly. S2 Ep8

Brushes at Dawn: Gobsmacked at finding he has an upstart rival for the hand of Nora Batty, Compo decides to take the only action a gentleman can in such circumstances. Vintage comedy. S18 Ep10

The Love Mobile: Comic misadventures with the young-at-heart senior citizens of Yorkshire. Smiler can't believe his luck when he finds the woman of his dreams parked on a remote road. S19 Ep1

A Nice Cosy Little Disease: A visit to the Yorkshire cornershop with the vicious till - classic comedy as English as afternoon tea. Arkwright fakes an ailment to get to Nurse Gladys. S1 Ep3

More twitching of net curtains in the suburban sitcom. Hyacinth arranges one of her candlelight suppers and plans to impress Emmet with her singing. S2 Ep3

christine: Victoria Wood, Celia Imrie and company in the canteen sitcom that's funny, sad, witty, clever and even a bit rude. Anita's replacement is hated by all but Dolly. S2 Ep8

Is There Honey Still for Tea?: Evergreen sitcom. Private Godfrey's cottage is to be demolished to make room for the new airstrip. Captain Mainwaring has problems of his own. S9 Ep3

Come In, Your Time Is Up: Nostalgic wartime comedy as Mainwaring's bumbling team of oldsters attempt to bring ashore a German aircraft crew who have bailed out into a nearby lake. S9 Ep4

Holy: Anarchic sitcom from those two 'orrible blokes. Christmas festivities take an unexpected turn when Spudgun and Hedgehog turn up for dinner and Richie finds a baby on the step. S1 Ep2

Digger: The Lily Lineker dating agency gives Richie the chance to achieve his life's ambition - to have sex. But will he succeed? If the plot flops, Eddie's on hand to take advantage. S1 Ep1

Spoof talk show hosted by the man who made 'sports casual' what it is today. The erotic dance troupe booked on the show aren't quite what Alan was expecting. S1 Ep3

Outrageous laughs with cult favourites Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson.

Bambi: Cult sitcom. The reprobates from Scumbag College test their mental dexterity against Footlights College on a TV show. S2 Ep1