GOLD HD Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

Anarchic comedy with that terrible twosome from 'The Young Ones'. The tranquil calm of Hammersmith is disturbed when Richie and Eddie capture a burglar - and his loot. S2 Ep3

Anarchic comedy continues into the middle years for the Young Ones. Richie helps the police with their enquiries, meets a war veteran, and continues to have girl trouble. S2 Ep4

A Microwave, Five Men and a Nappy: Desmond is looking forward to a relaxing time with Shirley and the kids away. Unfortunately, a generous gesture leaves him literally holding the baby. S2 Ep5

Reunion: Five years on from graduation, Michael dreads his college reunion, feeling he has not achieved enough. S2 Ep6

Shopping from Home.

Shopping from Home.

Vanity Merchants: Gloria and Louise plan to open a men's beauty business using environmentally friendly products. S3 Ep6

The Waiting Game: Desmond and Shirley are all dressed up for a dinner-dance at the Hilton - until Porkpie arrives with surprising news. S3 Ep7

Hyacinth's social standing at a church function is jeopardised when Daisy gets a toyboy. S1 Ep5

fog: The great works canteen comedy, written by and starring Victoria Wood. A blood-donor van has come to the factory, and a prisoner has escaped in the fog on his way to Strangeways. S2 Ep4

It Pays to Advertise: The Grace Bros staff dream of stardom in the classic saucy sitcom. Young Mr Grace gets a bee in his bonnet about making a promotional film for the store. S5 Ep7

A Test of Character: The immortal prison-set sitcom. When Godber studies to get another O-level before leaving jail, Fletch cannot understand his appetite for all the hard work. S3 Ep5

Bicycle Bonanza: Laughs with the mature citizens of scenic Yorkshire. Foggy's decision to walk across the moors coincides with Auntie Wainwright's special offer on bicycles. S18 Ep2

The Glamour of the Uniform: Laughs and lovely scenery with the three old scallywags. Howard threatens his wife Pearl that he will leave home and join the French Foreign Legion. S18 Ep3

Hyacinth's social standing at a church function is jeopardised when Daisy gets a toyboy. S1 Ep5

fog: The great works canteen comedy, written by and starring Victoria Wood. A blood-donor van has come to the factory, and a prisoner has escaped in the fog on his way to Strangeways. S2 Ep4

A Test of Character: The immortal prison-set sitcom. When Godber studies to get another O-level before leaving jail, Fletch cannot understand his appetite for all the hard work. S3 Ep5

Gorilla Warfare: Classic wartime sitcom. During an exercise, Captain Mainwaring takes the role of a `highly important secret agent' - but the regular army is not convinced. S8 Ep3

It Pays to Advertise: The Grace Bros staff dream of stardom in the classic saucy sitcom. Young Mr Grace gets a bee in his bonnet about making a promotional film for the store. S5 Ep7

fog: The great works canteen comedy, written by and starring Victoria Wood. A blood-donor van has come to the factory, and a prisoner has escaped in the fog on his way to Strangeways. S2 Ep4

Bicycle Bonanza: Laughs with the mature citizens of scenic Yorkshire. Foggy's decision to walk across the moors coincides with Auntie Wainwright's special offer on bicycles. S18 Ep2

The Glamour of the Uniform: Laughs and lovely scenery with the three old scallywags. Howard threatens his wife Pearl that he will leave home and join the French Foreign Legion. S18 Ep3

A Test of Character: The immortal prison-set sitcom. When Godber studies to get another O-level before leaving jail, Fletch cannot understand his appetite for all the hard work. S3 Ep5

Hyacinth's social standing at a church function is jeopardised when Daisy gets a toyboy. S1 Ep5

fog: The great works canteen comedy, written by and starring Victoria Wood. A blood-donor van has come to the factory, and a prisoner has escaped in the fog on his way to Strangeways. S2 Ep4

Gorilla Warfare: Classic wartime sitcom. During an exercise, Captain Mainwaring takes the role of a `highly important secret agent' - but the regular army is not convinced. S8 Ep3

The Godiva Affair: More wartime comedy from the seaside. The platoon is determined to do its bit at the Walmington-on-Sea Spitfire Fund Carnival - but is morris dancing a good idea? S8 Ep4

New. Digger: The Lily Lineker dating agency gives Richie the chance to achieve his life's ambition - to have sex. But will he succeed? If the plot flops, Eddie's on hand to take advantage. S1 Ep1

New. Holy: Anarchic sitcom from those two 'orrible blokes. Christmas festivities take an unexpected turn when Spudgun and Hedgehog turn up for dinner and Richie finds a baby on the step. S1 Ep2

Queen Elizabeth is attending a parade in Hammersmith, and Richie and Eddie plan on inviting her to join them for supper - but their plan goes wrong.