GOLD Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

Digger: The Lily Lineker dating agency gives Richie the chance to achieve his life's ambition - to have sex. But will he succeed? If the plot flops, Eddie's on hand to take advantage. S1 Ep1

Holy: Anarchic sitcom from those two 'orrible blokes. Christmas festivities take an unexpected turn when Spudgun and Hedgehog turn up for dinner and Richie finds a baby on the step. S1 Ep2

Romesh Ranganathan comperes at the Apollo, performing himself and introducing routines by guests Jason Byrne and Stewart Francis. S11 Ep4

Porkpies: Matthew starts to panic when he learns that his sister and brother-in-law are planning a trip to visit him from Africa, expecting him to be a successful businessman. S2 Ep7

The Waiting Game: Desmond and Shirley are all dressed up for a dinner-dance at the Hilton - until Porkpie arrives with surprising news. S3 Ep7

Cold Comfort: Classic shop floor comedy with the very funky theme tune. When the heating at the store is switched off to save cash, the staff take desperate measures to stay warm. S2 Ep2

The Think Tank: The classic department store sitcom. When sales figures begin to drop, the staff must come up with outrageous ways to improve the takings. S2 Ep3

A Test of Character: The immortal prison-set sitcom. When Godber studies to get another O-level before leaving jail, Fletch cannot understand his appetite for all the hard work. S3 Ep5

From Prussia with Love: Del never lets an opportunity to make a quick buck pass him by. A heavily pregnant German au pair wants to get her prospective baby adopted. Del smells money! S5 Ep1

The Miracle of Peckham: Del springs into action, alerting the world's media, when the statue of the Virgin Mary at his local church begins to weep real holy tears - open yer wallets! S5 Ep2

The Longest Night: The hapless Trotters are accused of shoplifting when they lose their receipts. Then in the manager's office, they become entangled in an armed siege. Not cushty! S5 Ep3

Tea for Three: As the brothers fancy the same girl, Del resorts to dirty tricks when Rodders falls asleep under a sun lamp. So Rodney volunteers Del for a spot of hang-gliding. S5 Ep4

Video Nasty: When Rodney is given a grant to make a community film, Del sees a chance for lining his own pockets by videoing weddings, and making a blue movie called Night Nurse. S5 Ep5

From Prussia with Love: Del never lets an opportunity to make a quick buck pass him by. A heavily pregnant German au pair wants to get her prospective baby adopted. Del smells money! S5 Ep1

The Miracle of Peckham: Del springs into action, alerting the world's media, when the statue of the Virgin Mary at his local church begins to weep real holy tears - open yer wallets! S5 Ep2

The Longest Night: The hapless Trotters are accused of shoplifting when they lose their receipts. Then in the manager's office, they become entangled in an armed siege. Not cushty! S5 Ep3

Tea for Three: As the brothers fancy the same girl, Del resorts to dirty tricks when Rodders falls asleep under a sun lamp. So Rodney volunteers Del for a spot of hang-gliding. S5 Ep4

Video Nasty: When Rodney is given a grant to make a community film, Del sees a chance for lining his own pockets by videoing weddings, and making a blue movie called Night Nurse. S5 Ep5

From Prussia with Love: Del never lets an opportunity to make a quick buck pass him by. A heavily pregnant German au pair wants to get her prospective baby adopted. Del smells money! S5 Ep1

The Miracle of Peckham: Del springs into action, alerting the world's media, when the statue of the Virgin Mary at his local church begins to weep real holy tears - open yer wallets! S5 Ep2

The Longest Night: The hapless Trotters are accused of shoplifting when they lose their receipts. Then in the manager's office, they become entangled in an armed siege. Not cushty! S5 Ep3

Tea for Three: As the brothers fancy the same girl, Del resorts to dirty tricks when Rodders falls asleep under a sun lamp. So Rodney volunteers Del for a spot of hang-gliding. S5 Ep4

Video Nasty: When Rodney is given a grant to make a community film, Del sees a chance for lining his own pockets by videoing weddings, and making a blue movie called Night Nurse. S5 Ep5

Yuppy Love: Del is desperate to keep up with the new yuppies on the block and arms himself with red braces and a filofax to do battle, 1980s-style. Don't lean on the bar, Del! S6 Ep1

Holy: Anarchic sitcom from those two 'orrible blokes. Christmas festivities take an unexpected turn when Spudgun and Hedgehog turn up for dinner and Richie finds a baby on the step. S1 Ep2

Anarchic sitcom with Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson. The downtrodden duo decide to spend two weeks camping in the country, hampered only by a lack of food, money and sense. S2 Ep6

Manic flatmates Eddie and Richie are marooned on a desert island - with only a nuclear bomb for company.