Dave HD Schedule, Today (United Kingdom)

Confessions: The gang plots against a celebrity chef, with Danny trying to pass himself off as the restaurateur's kidnapped son - but his skills in the kitchen may not be up to the task. S2 Ep2

Mel and Lou Sanders are joined by Daisy May Cooper, Ardal O'Hanlon and Emmanuel Sonubi as Emmanuel explains why his towels are sticky and Daisy gets Matchmaker creative. S4 Ep6

The Pitch: A poignant (ish) episode of the smash-hit sitcom. Moira, David and Alexis anxiously await Johnny, Stevie and Roland's return from a pitch meeting in New York. S6 Ep12

David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by Rhod Gilbert, Jamie Laing, Tracy-Ann Oberman and Claudia Winkleman. S10 Ep6

Richard welcome mathematician Rachel Riley, singer and farmer JB Gill, newscaster Katie Derham and comedian Richard Herring. S2 Ep28

The 18th Birthday Present: Prepare to turn green with envy as a 17-year-old with an A-Class Mercedes gets a chrome blue wrap for his 18th birthday. Yianni works his magic. S1 Ep17

The Customer Is Always Right: The rich and famous entrust their swanky supercars to Yianni Charalambous. A businessman wants Yianni to make his McLaren 720S a true one-off. S1 Ep18

Gwent Police stumble upon a multi-million-pound drug operation which takes an unexpected turn when detectives unravel a cryptocurrency money laundering scheme. S3 Ep7

A mysterious series of vehicle fires break out across Bristol as fire crews battle 40 blazes - elsewhere, police in Durham examine a dangerous flat fire. S3 Ep8

Documentary series. The sugar train is desperate to hit its deadline for the first cane harvest of the year, and the Gemco team tackle a problematic N-Class locomotive. S2 Ep13

Documentary series. A 1.5km-long train travels one of the toughest runs in Australia, and George Savell feels the pressure to keep millions of dollars of iron ore on the tracks. S1 Ep1

Newcastle: Not everything is black and white in Newcastle, as savvy bidders gamble on unseen storage units in the hit reality show. Feisty new girl Ione clashes with Shaun. S3 Ep1

Northampton: Britain's answer to the riotous reality series. Ione goes head to head with Sam. And who will be left as a bridesmaid when a wedding carriage comes up for grabs? S3 Ep2

Southampton: The UK's savviest bargain hunters vie for cost-effective clutter. There's a very unwelcome visitor to the auctions in Southampton! Heavy D aims to impress Ione. S3 Ep3

Lewes: Lots of blood, sweat and tears in this edition of the reality show spin-off, as one bidder is left sobbing on a boiling hot day in Lewes and Scotty smashes his stock! S3 Ep4

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New. Speed: James explains all we need to know about speed - including how to dodge a hurricane - with a fast-moving mix of animation and motion graphics. S2 Ep4

The manic motoring magazine returns as Messrs Clarkson, Hammond and May take on a hatchback challenge. Downton Abbey's Hugh Bonneville is the Star in the Reasonably Priced Car. S21 Ep1

The manic motoring series continues with a jam-packed show featuring Italian sports cars and a trip to Belgium. Tom Hiddleston puts in a swift lap in the Reasonably Priced Car. S21 Ep2

Veg Patch Dinners: James Martin shares the recipes he cooks at home. James sparks up a barbecue which makes great use of his own vegetable garden. S2 Ep9

Vietnam and Thailand: Rick Stein takes a colourful look at the Far East's diverse food cultures. He tries delicious street food in Hanoi and samples the night food stalls in Bangkok. S1 Ep2

Steve Backshall, Catherine Bohart, Dr Ranj Singh and Meera Syal enter Richard's fortress of quiz to test their general knowledge skills, but who will come out on top this time? S4 Ep24

Richard Osman hosts as Lolly Adefope, Dan Walker, Sarah Greene and Miles Jupp test their general knowledge skills. S2 Ep34

Team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack are joined by Radio 1 DJ Clara Amfo, actor Tom Davis, actor and musician Shaun Ryder and comedian Henning Wehn. S10 Ep7

I-Spy: Stephen Fry plays I-Spy with Sandi Toksvig, Lee Mack, Jimmy Carr and Alan Davies. S9 Ep1

Lucy has a nightmare on Bake Off and Gregg Wallace isn't having it, Jon has a real nightmare and Lucy makes the most of it, and UKTV want Jon and Gill to be their new star double act. S5 Ep2

Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis look back on another week's events with the help of guests Angela Barnes, Ed Byrne, Milton Jones, Nish Kumar and Romesh Ranganathan. S16 Ep4

Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis are joined by guests Angela Barnes, Ed Byrne, Hal Cruttenden, Ed Gamble and Zoe Lyons for improvised stand-up and topical mockery. S16 Ep5